Being a wiser owl.

We've all been there. A little Internet browse when bored at work.  Some might look at sports results or celebrity gossip, each to their own really. Naturally I like to look at things I am interested in, one of which is Owls. 

If you are interested in knowing what others are interested in, this may interest you.

  Back to Owls. So, I was at my desk one day in what happened to be a pretty volatile office. I don't do volatile well, I always had a minor sense of panic about me . It was a quiet day, I had my work done really and it made for perfect perusal time. I initially was taking a look at some unusual breeds of owl and their camouflage methods. It was most intriguing. If the opportunity ever arises, I would really recommend a game of 'spot the camouflaged owl'. I then stumbled across some owl chicks, a delight, then to a Youtube link of owl chicks and their Mum. 

 As you may have seen on Youtube, you are offered some related clips to the right of your chosen feature, I took a browse through these and came upon a link about owl mating. This question often came to my mind, but I had never found the correct expert or time to ask. I saw this clip as a golden opportunity. I of course clicked it. 

 What followed was a poor girl owl, in a some class of manmade kennel in a tree with a video camera inside it, just minding her own business. She was chilling there, looking like she might have been asleep. The next thing is a giant boy owl barges in, leaps on top her, scaring the life out of her, and gets on with a spot of mating. Now, I got a similar level of shock to the girl owl and jumped out of my seat with a shriek. I tried to regain composure, while keeping my eyes glued to the situation on screen. The boy owl finishes up his job, then just turns on his wing and leaves. There is no hello, no goodbye, not even a thanks. I was so shocked. Unfortunately, so were the rest of volatile office, who had gathered around my screen post shriek. The expressions on their faces said more than, you will never be employee of the month, it was more, you will always eat your lunch alone now. 

 There was no explaining it, to them it was simple, I was the girl who watched owl porn in the office. So, what to do if you fancy a spot of browsing at work? Keep it clean!